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The only thing I know with any certainty in life is you shouldn't mess with another woman's handbag, especially a woman you don't know. Some rando named Nina broke that cardinal rule of the Woman Code, and it was the match we needed to longchamp outlet ignite the gasoline fumes coming off last night's episode of Real Housewives of Orange County. It wouldn't have happened at all, though, if Shannon hadn't doused her party first. I'd say that the episode started out innocently enough, but that would be a lie, because it started with Shannon's middle school-aged daughter questioning her replica handbags uk dad about wet dreams in a cheesy costume shop. That, in addition to the extremely scream-heavy preview we saw last week, was all you really needed to see in order to know how much of a mess we were in for last night. Thanks to the party's theme, it was one of the more ray ban outlet bizarre fights I've seen on Real Housewives in recent memory, and, much to my great happiness, its drama overtook the majority of the episode. We did have to visit a bit with the people who would later be bit actors in the episode's real plot, though: Meghan and Heather, they of the disinterested husbands. They got together so Heather could stab Meghan in the stomach with her baby medicine, and once that cheap ugg boots was over, Meghan announced she would soon be making a speech on behalf of those fighting colon cancer. Heather seemed unclear on several points, including exactly how the speech would benefit anyone and Meghan's confidence in her own ability to extemporaneously speak in public, which is, by all indications, not supported by reality.